Who's worse at driving, Asians,Females, or old people?

It's a toss-up. Women are uselss outside the bedroom and kitchen and Asian people can't even see the road (their eyes don't open all the way. Most old people are senile, blind and a drain on society. If your driving in chinatown, near a bingo hall or a theater after the Monologues, you're 95% more likely to be involved in a fatal accident.